Verb conjugation:
"I cried her." (I made my sister cry)
"I squeeked her" (I stepped on the dog and she squeeked)
Other phrases:
"Look at my dressing!" (Look at my nice clothes!)
(I say something about students) "That's a bad word!"
Santa asked: "What would you like me to bring you for Christmas?"
Monkey replied: "Candy!"
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