Things you say when you have a toddler...

Tonight at the dinner table, which of these comments were made?

1. "C- we do not throw forks."

2. "Stop stabbing yourself with your fork"

3. "You can't drink your milk with a fork"

4. All of the above.

Not only were all of these said, we then followed this craziness with a round of Beethoven's 5th to the words "get in the tub"... and later started singing about bananas and potatoes... I think we need more sleep.

~A